( Cut for being too long and rambly damn you Allen and your nightmares )

[Allen woke up this morning and extremely wanted to train, as he does every morning before the sun comes up. But he didn't just want to train, he also wanted to practice his l33t circus skills! And eat. Oh boy did he extremely want to eat. The compromise he reached was to walk on his hands all the way to the kitchen. From the third floor. The ( Read more... )

[You know what this mansion needs? More music. The song (minus the lyrics, they're only playing in Allen's head) echoes throughout the hallways surrounding the piano room on the ground floor. The golem Allen usually uses to broadcast posts is currently busy showing the piano score, the music can be heard playing but any attempts to communicate with ( Read more... )

Claw of Destruction!

[Allen is joining the bandwagon of trying to blow a hole through the barrier to escape, there are giant cross shaped explosions galore. Some of the more spiritually sensitive of you might be able to feel the raw holy power that is his arm, of course all the glowing crosses could be a helpful clue too.]

Damn it Tim, this isn't ( Read more... )

That last event was... It wasn't what I expected.

I need to apologise to some people... To everyone I was rude to as a child, I'm very sorry. Especially Seimei and Ritsuka, I would never have attacked you like that... Aah, I hope you can all forgive me for my terrible attitude.

[There is a tiny filthy hobo brat in the kitchen, eating aaaaall the food in the fridge. He's collecting some for later too, so there's food on the floor. His golem which normally acts as a communicator is buzzing around him, but he's mostly been ignoring the weird flying thing, much to Tim's chagrin. Seems he accidentally started recording when he ( Read more... )

[Allen is practicing flying around outside, he's a little awkward, but seems to be enjoying himself as he flits about.

He isn't really too keen on the type of wings he has, the purple sort of butterfly wings decorated with clubs, but he's ignoring the fact that his wings are inspired by evil man eating golems from his world in favour of 'Whee I can ( Read more... )

Help! Timcampy is pregnant, but there's a bomb strapped to him! And it's about to blow!

H-Hey, stop that! [Down in the kitchen, Allen is struggling to keep his massive pile of food away from his newfound alien buddy. As if dealing with the braiding of his hair and the doodling on his face when he slept and the messing up of his room wasn't bad enough, now this guy is trying to steal his lunch! So Allen pushes his enormous mountain of ( Read more... )

Oho? How unexpected &hearts

((S-Sob so Allen's most hated person is the end boss of the series, the Millennium Earl. HE IS NOT SAFE.))